Nina Anthony

May 24, 2006

One Last Good-Bye Hump

By Nina Anthony

So, you put yourself out there and somehow the gods smiled on you this year and you finally got laid. It will be awhile before you and your friends get over the initial shock, but when you finally do, try and look at thi...

May 17, 2006

Orgasm Simultaneously

By Nina Anthony

dmittedly, I've never been a great one with numbers, but there is one number I believe everyone should be readily and happily familiar with: the infamous 69. I know there are some of you out there who just can't bring yo...

May 10, 2006

Sex Is Around the Corner

By Nina Anthony

Life without sex: Sometimes you chose it; sometimes it chooses you. Being abstinent by decision is fulfilling. Being abstinent by default can make a girl crazy. Calm down, I'm going to help. I have some pretty great adv...

May 3, 2006

Avoid Injuries in the Sack

By Nina Anthony

Sexual injuries, like STIs and children, are the unfortunate side effects of recreational sex. Unlike children and infections, however, 99 percent of injuries that occur during and after sex are not permanent, just incre...

April 26, 2006

Use Your Own Hands

By Nina Anthony

Masturbation is universal: male or female, we all do it. However, when in an active sexual relationship with an actual human being, we find that the need to spank is not so pressing and is generally forgotten.

April 19, 2006

It’s Time for a Quickie

By Nina Anthony

I often find myself with that obnoxiously brief stretch of time between classes. You know the gap: too short to go home, but too long to just sit around doing nothing.

April 12, 2006

Nipples Crave Delicate Attention

By Nina Anthony

Everyone loves breasts. Male or female, whenever a chick with a great rack walks by, our eyes are immediately drawn to them. Women love their breasts, and I can bet that every man feels jealous that we get to hold them a...

April 5, 2006

Lean Back and Climax

By Nina Anthony

Stress. It's something that will be present all our lives, as we continue on to grad school or jobs, as we attempt to rear a family, as we try to make a little niche for ourselves somewhere out there in the "real" world....

March 8, 2006

Spice Up Your Pillow Talk

By Nina Anthony

Silence: Something two naked people in the same bed never want to hear. Sure, silence is appropriate in many situations, like during class, in the middle of naptime or when you are trying to have sex in the bathroom. In ...

March 1, 2006

Play With Your Food

By Nina Anthony

Sex and food: We wouldn't be here without either of them. Many people are curious to combine the two in the bedroom, so, to inform all you food sex virgins about the combo out there, I outlined a few points that I feel w...

February 22, 2006

Dirty Dilemmas Done on the Desktop

By Nina Anthony

I met my boss this weekend. It was awkward at first because he knew me, and trying to play off the fact that I was at a loss for who the fuck he was, I called him by a bizarre name and pretended that I recognized him.

February 15, 2006

Experience A-Hole New World

By Nina Anthony

Valentine's Day must have been really fun for all you sweet, doting couples out there. Champagne, a few chocolate covered strawberries, maybe a little cuddling and a little love makin' - if you're into that sort of thing...

February 8, 2006

Following Sex-tiquette

By Nina Anthony

Sex etiquette is a tricky thing. What one person allows to slide, another will chastise ruthlessly. But because it is my job to write about sex every week and my word is law, I have compiled a general list of sexual no-n...

January 25, 2006

Bask in Porno’s Pleasures

By Nina Anthony

While nursing a hangover before breakfast Saturday morning with the eight other people who slept in my room, I found myself in a familiar place: Watching bad porn. What better way to spend time with my loved ones?

January 18, 2006

Come Slide Away With Me

By Nina Anthony

Once upon a time, the best part about summer was the Slip 'n' Slide. Breaking out that rubbery strip and hosing it down for the kids to throw themselves on was required at every celebration.

January 11, 2006

Sexually Transmitted Fleas

By Nina Anthony

The holidays are neat, but there was one thing I noticed this season that I never took note of before. Screaming. Everywhere. Hundreds of children screaming and crying everywhere I went.