Nina Anthony

January 1, 2006

Ball-Handlers Wanted

By Nina Anthony

I have come to a conclusion: Balls must be the loneliest parts of the male reproductive system. Perhaps we could argue that it's the prostate, but I don't agree for one second. Balls are always there, hanging, begging fo...

November 23, 2005

Give Thanks For Bland Stuffings

By Nina Anthony

Thanksgiving is here, and before I get to sit at the family table, finally eating a meal that I don't have to pay for or cook, I feel obligated to reflect on what I'm thankful for.

November 16, 2005

How to Tap That Teaching Ass-istant

By Nina Anthony

Why is it that a liaison with my TA is the only thing I can concentrate on in section? Of course, my fantasies are always a little far-fetched, mostly because if I took time to actually plot out the reality, I know I'd r...

November 9, 2005

Ejaculate Maturely

By Nina Anthony

I've been watching way too much "Nip/Tuck" and it has finally paid off. I've translated those countless hours into a column. On Nov. 1, we found three ladies saving their business with a signature product - anti-wrinkle ...

November 2, 2005

Don’t Delay the Three-Way

By Nina Anthony

Come and knock on our door, honey, because we've been waiting for you. If you've never agreed that three's a crowd, then you, my friend, need to lock the door, collect two friends and go for it.

October 26, 2005

Finding Your Sexual Neverland

By Nina Anthony

I am so excited for Halloween. When I was a wee lass, Halloween was always the ultimate holiday. Sure, Thanksgiving was all about turkey, with Christmas came gifts, and New Year's was always the holiday where I could sne...

October 19, 2005

Brake for Slippery Sex

By Nina Anthony

Foreplay? Fore-PLEASE. If I run across one more kid who thinks it is proper etiquette to just stick it in, I'm going to scream. Why can't we be more like the French - a minimum of three orgasms before penetration? I'd ev...

October 12, 2005

Dozing Off to Your Kinky Side

By Nina Anthony

Now is about the time during the school year that I begin to tune out of my classes. If I attend, I either spend my time sleeping or wondering what kind of kink the guy next to me digs. So if the rest of you sleepers and...

October 5, 2005

Exploring Sadomachinism

By Nina Anthony

Late nights I can often be found at my computer, endlessly perusing websites of adult content in order to broaden not only my horizons, but some of yours as well. And while typing the word "sex" into a search engine is l...

September 28, 2005

I am Nina, Hear Me Roargasm

By Nina Anthony

The first week of school is always the same - full of endless introductions and overviews. Professors know how warped our minds are from the summer sunshine, and most of them very gently and slowly ease us back into the ...