Weather

October 22, 2003

Hot Hot ‘Human

By Staff

Hot day yesterday, huh? I have trouble getting motivated when it's that hot. I just want to lay outside naked and get drunk and sweaty with someone special.

October 21, 2003

And the Truth Shall Set You in Pee

By The Weatherhuman

How about the open letter from the Chancellor about National Collegiate Alcohol Awareness Week? Long, boring and full of statements like "Alcohol abuse directly undercuts the return on your parents' educational investmen...

October 20, 2003

Why is Money Green?

By Staff

What is with the commercials for the new twenty-dollar bill? Why do they need to advertise money? If I can use this new bill to purchase things, I assure you I will use it.

October 17, 2003

Please Read the Weatherdegenerate.

By Staff

Those swine at the Corner Store charge two dollars for a Bic lighter. I call them gougers and liars--their store isn't even on the corner of anything. Then again, there are a few naming problems on this campus.

October 16, 2003

Dude Here

By Staff

I finally saw "Kill Bill." Pretty entertaining, and every bit as violent as they say. I am against just about every form of censorship, and I never buy it when people say that they were compelled to commit a crime by a m...

October 15, 2003

A Hero Comes Along

By Staff

This past weekend the AS President at Berkeley got busted for public drunkenness and fleed from the cops, and our AS President played the hero by convincing a killa-to-be to drop her knife.

October 14, 2003

Stay of Execution

By The Weatherhuman

I sat down well prepared to fail a midterm yesterday. I had a solid 40 minutes total study time for the quarter under my belt and the effects of a two-hour nap lingered in my clouded mind.

October 13, 2003

Alice B. Toklas Makes Water Now?

By Staff

Have you seen NICOWater, the bottled water for smokers that has a little nicotine thrown in? Man, smokers get so many cool products. Luckily the weatherhuman's favorite things already come in drinkable form.

October 10, 2003

Take the Coke Challenge

By Staff

Has the weatherhuman ever weighed in on the Coke v. Pepsi debate? I don't think so. That would be a little corporate and a little preachy at the same time.

October 9, 2003

Time for a Change

By Staff

Can you believe this shitty weather? I can barely make it through my morning Jack and Coke without getting the shivers. Yes, the shivers, not the shakes.

October 8, 2003

Joke

By Staff

So we elected Arnold Scwarzenegger governor! Ha ha! That is funny.

October 7, 2003

Fat and Groping in Sacramento

By The Weatherhuman

Today is the day the bodybuilders, porn stars, midgets and politicians will battle for the prize--and that's only at the famous Tuesday Twister Tournament at the weathercave.

October 6, 2003

War on Leaks

By Staff

The Bush people are being accused of blowing the cover of a CIA agent to get back at her anti-war husband, and some people are wondering why it took the administration several weeks after finding out about the leak to in...

October 3, 2003

It Wasn’t Funny Anyway

By Staff

A weatherhuman and its readers have nothing without trust, so I'll be up front with you. The words you read in yesterday's weather were not mine-somebody fucked up and my words were lost.

October 2, 2003

Check the Weather Before You Leave

By Staff

The weathercomputer is on the fritz once again. The friendly technical support representative diagnosed my grumblings as resulting from a faulty motherboard.

October 1, 2003

Flip Flop

By Staff

Did you get a chance to catch the wisdom of Paul Watson, write-in candidate for governor, as he spoke before a crowd of half-dozens in front of the UCen?