So we elected Arnold Scwarzenegger governor! Ha ha! That is funny.
That is the funniest prank since one of the weatherfriends had sex with my mother, so every time he told me, “I had sex with your mother,” it would be true!
Wednesday’s forecast: Wait. That wasn’t funny.
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“dusty rusty crusty musty ass california hills”
“frowning in plaid (haunted radios, bird bones + anthropomorphized wind)”
“warming my hands on bridges i’ve burnt”
“songs that make me see god”
“My Playlist #236”
“classy wine moment and intellectual conversation”
“90s heroin chic model off duty”
“tweet tweet bird emoji map emoji”
“not my circus, not my monkeys”
“a grave is probably cheaper than an apartment”
“ATE THESE BITCHES LEFT NO CRUMBS / DID IT IN DESIGNER PUMPS”
