Has the weatherhuman ever weighed in on the Coke v. Pepsi debate? I don’t think so. That would be a little corporate and a little preachy at the same time. And the weatherhuman doesn’t take sponsorships, no matter how lucrative the offers may be.
So I won’t be the first. But, seriously, how is Coke so delicious? It has less sugar and caffeine than Pepsi. But it’s still so…delicious. I drink it in the morning and at night, with my eggs and with my liquor.
But like I said, I refuse to endorse either cola. But I will say that the last time I was at a bar and I heard someone order a Jack & Pepsi, I stuck a knife in his throat.
Friday’s forecast: 50 percent alienation of the weatherhuman’s readership. I’ll miss all three of you guys.