Time for a Change

Can you believe this shitty weather? I can barely make it through my morning Jack and Coke without getting the shivers. Yes, the shivers, not the shakes. I get those when I skip the early J&C.

I write about the cold air because documented weatherhuman history has proven that writing about the weather is the quickest way to change it. And as weatherhuman, I need good weather. I need it like a dope fiend needs good dope.

Speaking of which, can you believe the shitty dope lately?

Thursday’s forecast: History holds, the skies clear, the mind clouds over.