Those swine at the Corner Store charge two dollars for a Bic lighter. I call them gougers and liars–their store isn’t even on the corner of anything.

Then again, there are a few naming problems on this campus. Storke Plaza is flat concrete and should be Storke Parking Lot. Campbell Hall’s name ought to be Campbell Bedroom-Down-the-Hall for how much sleeping I’ve done in there, and the Nexus office would become the Hot Box. Uh, and for anyone important who may be reading this, that name comes from how often we order pizza.

Friday’s forecast: I think I’ll study out behind the U-Offcenter and look out on the Campus Stinkpot, then go read some books at Davidson Hell Dungeon.