Weather

September 30, 2003

Uncaged

By The Weatherhuman

More ugly birthday savagery, but this time one of the weatherfriends was the victim. Drunk, delirious the friend was having a good time-until being spotted by the Sasquatch.

September 29, 2003

One More Day, Please

By Staff

God, the first weekend of the school year goes fast. For two days we get a little taste of the freedom and carelessness we basked in all summer. We get wild, time gets blurry, then, boom, it's over.

September 25, 2003

Bad Trip

By Staff

As a devoted weather professional I try to keep my head in the clouds as often as possible. Every once in a while, however, the Weatherhuman is a little too high in the clouds.

September 25, 2003

We’ll Use them for Kindling

By Staff

So the university is sending out fliers on the dangers of Halloween revelry in hopes that they will discourage students from inviting their friends to town and partying like mad.

September 24, 2003

Look at the Rump on That One

By The Weatherhuman

The long lines of students in front of the local copy shops resembled doomed cattle in more ways than one.

September 23, 2003

Birthday Beatdown

By Staff

Funny how people feel the need to get you ridiculously shitfaced on your birthday. Each year we embark on a new journey, and the first steps taken are wobbly ones.

September 22, 2003

Hugo Was the Best I Ever Had

By Staff

The winds of change have blown hard all summer. The governor is soon to be replaced by a murderous-but-popular machine from the future, and Karl Malone is on the Lakers.

September 19, 2003

Summer Is for Lovers, Fall Is for Students

By Staff

Loop up. Now. Because this is as pretty as UCSB will be all year. And I'm not talking about the flowers.

June 25, 2003

Sinking to the Shallowest Depths

By Staff

In these troubled times for starship earth, it is reassuring to think that our own UCSB is looking out for the future. While it could confine itself to mere education, it is working to solve the problem of overpopulation...

June 5, 2003

Summer in Weatherland

By Staff

Last issue of the quarter, kids. Summer time's next. I'm going to spend mine doing research essential to my improvement as weatherhuman - I will study the sun.

May 30, 2003

“Let’s Talk” … Let’s Not

By Staff

I've got this class that's "discussion oriented." Because I usually haven't done the reading, I normally just sit there, keep the weathertrap shut and mutter "mm-hmm" every once in a while.

May 29, 2003

Busted

By Staff

As the quarter grows older and the financial aid check reserves dwindle, the 'human is facing tough fiscal decisions about its future: Can I afford that concert? Some food? Gas money back home?

May 28, 2003

Escaped Inmates From An Artsy Asylum

By The Weatherhuman

A plea for attention along the walk to class. Those Art 4D mutants have escaped, littering our fair campus with the likes of a human clock and a silly string-happy spider.

May 23, 2003

To Everything, There is a Season

By Staff

Somewhere between Sesame Street and Fraggle Rock, just north of Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood, lies Weather-Valhalla, where all good weatherhumans go when they graduate.

May 22, 2003

In the Garage

By Staff

It's almost time to move out of my apartment. For the weathercavemates and me to go our separate ways. It's a melancholy feeling. Choking back tears, saying our goodbyes, and most importantly - figuring out whose shit i...

May 22, 2003

Be Amazed at the Friends You Have Here on Your Trip

By Staff

Next year's Nexus staff is in place and full of fresh, young and eager optimism. If you have one to spare, why not take a moment and give thanks that they're willing to sacrafice their youths and their descriptive adject...