A plea for attention along the walk to class.

Those Art 4D mutants have escaped, littering our fair campus with the likes of a human clock and a silly string-happy spider. Creative doesn’t begin to describe it.

The Weatherhuman wonders how, in this week of post-Fluxus performance pieces, we will differentiate the “artists” from those driven mad by syphilis.

Today’s forecast: 50 percent chance of interactive art and 50 percent chance of STD-sparked insanity.