The winds of change have blown hard all summer. The governor is soon to be replaced by a murderous-but-popular machine from the future, and Karl Malone is on the Lakers.

It’s been a time of change for the Weatherhuman, too. Positive change. I finally kicked that weird habit of naming my imaginary lovers after current weather patterns. Losing Isabel was just too hard. When she was downgraded to a tropical depression…

I’m sorry, I can’t go on.

Monday’s forecast: Andrew will be pissed I said that about Hugo.