So the university is sending out fliers on the dangers of Halloween revelry in hopes that they will discourage students from inviting their friends to town and partying like mad.

That better be one hell of a flier. Because I have a feeling it’s going to be about as effective as the Powerpoint presentation I showed the Weatherdog about the dangers of leg-humping.

Friday’s forecast: The sun will not rise today-I put out thousands of fliers asking it not to.