Have you seen NICOWater, the bottled water for smokers that has a little nicotine thrown in? Man, smokers get so many cool products. Luckily the weatherhuman’s favorite things already come in drinkable form.

But it really takes all the cool out of smoking. For instance, now when a guy asks a girl if she wants a light, he can’t pop out a shiny zippo, but only rip off the plastic top of a bottle.

This inventor is really behind the times anyways. Everyone knows that if you want to bring out the potency, you have to bake it in brownies.

Monday’s forecast: mmm, brownies…