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May 28, 2004

Goodbye from the Box

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Bye, Nexites. We did it every night, and we did it good. Funny, fearless geniuses who can handle their liquor - I'd be lucky to work with a group like you again.

May 27, 2004

Shake on It

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Two days left, and I'm getting all emotional. The guy from I.V. Bakery called in response to yesterday's box, offering 10 cents for every time I visited the store.

May 26, 2004

Tick, Tick, Tick

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With three days left in my career, here are three things I've been meaning to get off my chest. I have to tell the lady at I.V. Bakery that I've noticed her habit of shorting me by 10 cents on my change (every time), and...

May 25, 2004

Riding the Short Bike

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Did you see Bush on TV last night, with his face all scraped up from a bike crash? I'm not going to give him a hard time for it because I got a pretty bad bump on the head from a crash on DP a while back.

May 24, 2004

Coming Soon: The Weather Reader

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Look up at the Nexus staff box today. You'll see a bunch of new names in new places, as we turn over the staff and get ready for next year.

May 21, 2004

Self Examination

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When my teacher announced in class yesterday that the quiz we had scheduled for that day was postponed, people immediately started getting up and heading for the exits.

May 20, 2004

Talk Amongst Yourselves

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I see more unicyclists on campus these days. I saw a guy yesterday that looked like he was riding the damn thing for the first time. "That guy is cool, his day at school is like a fucking thrill ride," I thought.

May 19, 2004

Leftovers

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NBC extended Carson Daly's contract to host "Last Call" through 2007. In related news, the weatherhuman extended its personal commitment to change the channel immediately at the end of Conan O'Brien through 2007.

May 18, 2004

Don’t Get Between the ‘Human and Its Hog

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Who wants to do a good deed by helping out the 'human? Nobody? Ok, who wants to be the 'human for a day and say whatever the hell you want to the whole campus? That's better.

May 17, 2004

Civil War

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So I've heard from a lot of people who were apparently upset by my "NorCal" remarks on Friday. I just wanted to say it was all in the name of sport, and I in no way intended to portray NorCal as inferior.

May 14, 2004

In Your Eye

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I love I.V. the most when the Lakers win a big game. I love laughing at the NorCals who pick a new team to root for each week (whoever the Lakers are playing) and talk shit just because there's less than half a second le...

May 13, 2004

Get Your Ass Back to Work

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The Adult Industry Medical Health Care Foundation announced the end of a moratorium on the production of porn films yesterday.

May 12, 2004

Effed Up Stuff

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I don't mean to be a downer, but I've been finding it damn hard to get in the joke telling mood lately. Do you see the headlines on this page? Or the ones that led up to them?

May 11, 2004

Hold the Line

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Our cheerleading team is having tryouts soon. I'm told you're guaranteed a spot on the squad if you can name one UCSB team worth cheering about.

May 10, 2004

Yo, Mama

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I hope everyone showed some love for the mothers on Sunday.

May 6, 2004

Dan’s the Man, Says Dan

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Did you see the story on the front page about the Nexus naming a new editor-in-chief? I've always thought it was weird when newspapers write stories about themselves.