Did you see the story on the front page about the Nexus naming a new editor-in-chief? I’ve always thought it was weird when newspapers write stories about themselves. That’s only about two steps away from jacking off to your own picture.

I’m sure most of you couldn’t care less who is our boss, but hey – neither could we. It’s really just a fancy term for “guy who pays for the booze.”

Thursday’s forecast: I’m kidding, of course. Nexus wages dictate that even the boss has to steal his booze.