I see more unicyclists on campus these days. I saw a guy yesterday that looked like he was riding the damn thing for the first time. “That guy is cool, his day at school is like a fucking thrill ride,” I thought.

Then I realized I would have been mocking this guy just a few weeks ago. Maybe I’m getting sentimental as the end of my career approaches. Shit, got all verklempt when the Kings lost, because from now on, the Lakers are the mower and the playoffs are the grass. Which means this is the last time I’ll write about the NBA. Oh, no, here I go again.

Thursday’s forecast: I’ll be gone soon, and I’ll miss all of you, including those from the northern portion of this fine state. I should make a scrapbook or something, so I remember everything. Hmm…