Bye, Nexites. We did it every night, and we did it good. Funny, fearless geniuses who can handle their liquor – I’d be lucky to work with a group like you again.

Bye, Isla Vista. You were a chilled-out hippie one minute, a cracked-out party monster the next. I love schizophrenics. And so do I.

Bye, SB students. Have fun, but work hard. We’ll have a lot of fixing to do when we take this country over.

Final forecast: The winds of change never stop blowing.

The Weather Reader – on sale next week at the Nexus, under Storke Tower. Come to the book signing Thursday at noon or this is goodbye for good.