The Adult Industry Medical Health Care Foundation announced the end of a moratorium on the production of porn films yesterday. The ban ended a month earlier than planned, perhaps due to intense pressure from the Kleenex Corporation.

Now the stars of the films can get back to what they do best. I’m sure lot of those guys were finding out that being a pool man or cable repair guy isn’t as easy as it is in the movies.

Thursday’s forecast: A porn star returns to work and shares a horror story with his buddies: “I said something to the customer about her working on my cable, and she was like, ‘You’re a cable guy. What do you need me for?’ Crazy, huh?”