Civil War

So I’ve heard from a lot of people who were apparently upset by my “NorCal” remarks on Friday. I just wanted to say it was all in the name of sport, and I in no way intended to portray NorCal as inferior. Well, except in basketball. They’re definitely inferior in that department.

Whoops, I went and talked shit again. OK, I’ll play nice and mention some of the things that my readers brought to my attention: NorCal is the home of the best chronic, most dedicated sports fans, abundant drinking water and a basketball team that is… uh… well, they’re better than the Clippers!

Monday’s forecast: Keep sending the chronic and the drinking water and we’ll think about broadcasting all Lakers games up north. It’s the least we could do.