Did you see Bush on TV last night, with his face all scraped up from a bike crash? I’m not going to give him a hard time for it because I got a pretty bad bump on the head from a crash on DP a while back. And I was walking my bike at the time.

But I learned my lesson: Don’t mix one fifth of Jack with two wheels. And hopefully Barbara Bush learned hers: Don’t let George watch “Rad” before he goes out to ride his bike.

Tuesday’s forecast: Yeah, I said I wasn’t going to give him a hard time. I think my ability to go back on my word is among my most presidential qualities.

The Weather Reader goes on sale next week at the Nexus, under Storke Tower. (Yes, I’m serious.)