I hope everyone showed some love for the mothers on Sunday. The weatherhuman got into the act early, by about 2 a.m. That’s when my friend’s mom woke me up and said it was OK for me to sleep over, but asked that I please relocate to a couch. Out of respect for her and the holiday, I didn’t say what I was thinking: “If I’m not supposed to sleep in the Jacuzzi, then why does it make me feel so goddamned sleepy?”

Monday’s forecast: I wanted to use today’s space to shout out to my mom, but she doesn’t even know I write this box. Perhaps that’s the greatest gift of all.