Weather

October 18, 2006

To Wong Foo

By system

Oh, Wesley Snipes, say it ain

October 17, 2006

Whoroscopes

By system

The 'human is writing this entry last night.

October 16, 2006

The Weatherbox Blues

By system

Where did all the hours in the night go?

October 12, 2006

Good, Regret-Filled Choice

By system

Ever wonder what it's like to be an engineering major?

October 11, 2006

“A” for Effort

By system

Excelsior! Or some nerdy phrase like that. A computer programmer in Australia has apparently proved that Neil Armstrong – known primarily for his grammatical correctness – actually said, “That’s o...

October 10, 2006

Priceless

By system

Not that the 'human actually reads the articles in this paper

October 9, 2006

Master Debaters

By system

If you didn’t watch the gubernatorial debate on Saturday, you probably have a life. That said, the quote of the evening goes to Arnie: “I can tell by the joy I see in your eyes that you love to raise taxes,&#...

October 4, 2006

Back in Black

By system

The Weatherhuman is immensely confused by the black and gray front page. What happened to all the pretty colors?

September 29, 2006

Hamburger Friend, I Feel a Happiness When I Eat a Him

By system

The 'human snuck into Ortega last night....

September 28, 2006

Dear Sir/Madam who stole my bicycle,

By system

You may open this letter thinking it carries burning malice. Nothing could be further from the truth.

September 24, 2006

Why Color Me Suprised

By system

Why color me suprised. A color front page?

August 30, 2006

Weather

By The Weatherhuman

YAAAWN *Smacks Lips* What the? Who the hell are you?

June 1, 2006

So Long, Farewell

By system

This year's last issue of the Nexus is currently in your hands/on your desk/rolled up to...

May 26, 2006

Duck, duck, SWALLOW

By system

Rain clouds have been circling around the 'human since the weathermate got angry and nearly threw in the relationship towel.

May 25, 2006

One Week

By system

It's the new 'human's first week on the job, and already there's a correction.

May 24, 2006

Fair and Unbalanced

By system

Assistant University Editor Aria Miran appeared on MSNBC's "Rita Cosby Live and Direct" last night....