The ‘human is writing this entry last night. Grammatically confusing, was it not? From Oct. 16, 2006, the ‘human predicts you’re reading this now, which is really several hours from the inspiration that led to this edition yesterday evening. Tomorrow also will have an entry, made today.

At any rate, realizing the potential to infinitely predict the behavior of Nexus readers, the ‘human wants to cash in and publish personal forecasts that will be as reliable as the horoscopes.

Tuesday’s Forecast for you: Today is a 10, but you still suck, and astrology doesn’t work.

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