Why color me suprised. A color front page? Finally, the Nexus is resplendent in all the beautiful glory that is typically bestowed upon top-rate newspapers like the Santa Barbara News-Piss. The ‘human feels warm and fuzzy inside in ways it hasn’t felt since the last time it saw a color front page on the Daily Nexus…you know, a few weeks ago for the Orientation Issue.
Thursday”s Forecast: The ‘human’s heart breaks after learning the color front page was a one time deal and will not happen again. Oh well, back to black and white — the way we cover the news. Except when it’s grey. Or covered in defferent colored ink from random doodles in class.