The Weatherhuman is immensely confused by the black and gray front page. What happened to all the pretty colors? The ‘human investigated and determined that the upper echelons of the Nexus either wanted this issue to be a giant coloring book, or they simply wanted to save their money for a scratch-and-sniff edition.

Tuesday’s forecast: The ‘human hosts a competition for the best colored-in/decorated front page. The winner gets a bag of candy. Bring submissions to the editorial office under Storke Tower.