The ‘human snuck into Ortega last night for something sweet. While looking at the luscious melons and mentally undressing the hot, hot line entrees, the ‘human couldn’t help but think of nudist colony cafeterias. Do they have to wear hairnets, you know, down there?

Friday’s forecast: The DLG gets all butt-hurt about not being as sexy as Ortega, Carillo tries out a new dress to test the ‘humans’s query and the FT dining hall is totally left out, once again.