Excelsior! Or some nerdy phrase like that. A computer programmer in Australia has apparently proved that Neil Armstrong – known primarily for his grammatical correctness – actually said, “That’s one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind,” and not “That’s one small step for man…”
The programmer put the audio file of Armstrong’s speech into a sound-editing program, shook it around a little, and found that, in fact, Neil is less poetic than we gave him credit for.
The ‘human can finally sleep sound at night.

Tuesday’s Forecast: The Aussie puts the Weatherbox into another magical machine, and finds out that the ‘human didn’t really say “can finally sleep sound at night,” but in fact said, “can finally sleep around at night.”