Not that the ‘human actually reads the articles in this paper, excluding, of course, Miss Wednesday Hump and the soccer team updates, but the ‘human couldn’t help but notice something about a $100 fee increase for students. What the shit? Why is the Nexus not on board with this?
Here’s the ‘human’s proposed budget and reasons for why we should join:
$18 – A handle of Smirnoff from Costco
$42 – A good used baseball bat
$20 – Enough gas money to make it to Haley Street and back a few times
$20 – Dental floss for post-Haley Street visit

Tuesday’s Forecast: The ‘human fully endorses the fee increase, providing it gets delivered to the ‘human’s box.