Rain clouds have been circling around the ‘human since the weathermate got angry and nearly threw in the relationship towel. Thankfully, a silver lining appeared in the form of UCSB’s famous “Duck Couple”- those two horrendously cute fowl lovers recently found at all the hottest make-out spots.

Friday’s forecase: Rain clouds appear again after the drake tells his hen that she could “stand to lose a few feathers,” before running off with a swallow – nature’s hussy.