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October 24, 2007

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By The Weatherhuman

In case you had any doubts that the Japanese continue to be technologically superior to the rest of us, check out their latest invention: a portable toilet for cars, complete with a plastic bag for waste and a curtain fo...

October 23, 2007

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By The Weatherhuman

J.K. Rowling's admission that Dumbledore was gay really leads to some questions that I don't think anyone wants the answers to.

October 22, 2007

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By The Weatherhuman

A cynic might say that I failed all of you by not warning you about the ash-storm that hit Isla Vista this weekend. However I feel that the blame lies elsewhere, specifically the firefighting profession. It’s the y...

October 18, 2007

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By The Weatherhuman

You know how sometimes you want to listen to a song but you don't want to buy or download it so you just repeatedly listen to the 30-second version on iTunes? No? You don't do that? OK, well I do. It's a pretty good syst...

October 17, 2007

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By The Weatherhuman

A lot of weird shit goes on at this campus, and usually I don't bother to ask why.

October 16, 2007

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By The Weatherhuman

A dentist accused of fondling the breasts of 27 female patients is trying to keep his dental license by arguing that chest massages are an appropriate procedure in certain cases. I was in complete support of this guy unt...

October 12, 2007

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By The Weatherhuman

I've heard lots of people discussing the question of which weekend Halloween will be celebrated on this year. It's a complex issue, but in the end someone's going to have to make an executive decision. Someone who's inte...

October 11, 2007

“That Could Be Straighter”

By Staff

Thursday night has always been my favorite night of the week, what with classes being over and being able to go downtown and all that other good stuff.

October 9, 2007

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By The Weatherhuman

Props to the guys who are now circling I.V. delivering Freebirds to an assorted lot of stoners, drunks, Greeks, stoners, people without bikes and stoners. It’s about damn time. Everybody has probably been waiting f...

October 5, 2007

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By The Weatherhuman

Is it just me or are the bike paths, Rec Cen and UCen more crowded than ever before? I don't know who's to blame for this, but someone's taking the fall.

October 2, 2007

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By The Weatherhuman

The Spice Girls' comeback concert in London sold out in just 38 seconds, which is weird because I was under the impression that 1997 ended 10 years ago.

September 28, 2007

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By Staff

Dear Class of 2011, First of all, in about a month you're going to discover beer pong, Del Playa Drive and a beach with no rules regarding alcohol, and you'll quickly become the class of 2012 (or possibly even 2013 for ...

September 27, 2007

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By The Weatherhuman

I sincerely hope that you all had better summers than mine. See I had big plans this summer. I was going to travel the world, eat exotic foods, meet exotic people (translation: have sex with exotic people). Unfortunately...

September 20, 2007

Don’t Tase Me Bro

By Staff

Florida student Andrew Meyer was tasered Monday night after refusing to give up the mic at a John Kerry speech, which is shocking to me 'cause I had no idea Kerry was still alive.

August 29, 2007