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November 20, 2007

You’re in My Seat, Jackass

By The Weatherhuman

I know we don't have seating charts in college, but as far as I'm concerned, there's an unwritten rule about where you can sit in lectures.

November 19, 2007

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By The Weatherhuman

Whoa, whoa, whoa! The CIA was on campus recruiting students last week and they DIDN'T stop by my office?

November 16, 2007

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By Staff

This is two weeks in a row now that my superb Friday column has been foiled by massive corrections.

November 15, 2007

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By The Weatherhuman

For a while now I've been confused about why Congress is spending so much time debating the merits of waterboarding.

November 13, 2007

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By The Weatherhuman

Some attention-starved city councilman in New York has declared war on the city's pigeon population, calling for fines for people who feed pigeons, as well as trained hawks to scare the birds away.

November 9, 2007

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By The Weatherhuman

I had something legendary written for today, but the correction box stole my thunder.

November 8, 2007

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By The Weatherhuman

After perusing the latest world news and gossip, I was going to write about the pair...

November 7, 2007

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By The Weatherhuman

I've got to admit, I'm not really surprised that Shia LaBeouf was arrested over the weekend for trespassing at a Chicago Wallgreens.

November 6, 2007

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By The Weatherhuman

I've got to admit, I'm not really surprised that Shia LaBeouf was arrested over the weekend for trespassing at a Chicago Wallgreens.

November 5, 2007

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By The Weatherhuman

I've got to admit, I'm not really surprised that Shia LaBeouf was arrested over the weekend for trespassing at a Chicago Wallgreens.

November 2, 2007

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By The Weatherhuman

Politicians and celebrities are always bitching about how young people don't vote these days and Diddy even went so far as to threaten my life.

October 31, 2007

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By The Weatherhuman

I usually try to leave sports related issues to the sports editors.

October 30, 2007

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By The Weatherhuman

Chinese officials arrested 774 people Monday in a crackdown on quality control of exported goods. Apparently the government felt that a lot of the stuff that was being made in China was "substandard."

October 29, 2007

Swimmin’ Down Del Playa

By Staff

After Friday night, I didn't think I'd see a costume that I liked more than the guy who dressed as Will Smith from the early "Fresh Prince" days.

October 26, 2007

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By The Weatherhuman

Alright, here's the deal: I consider it part of my job to be kind of a dick most of the time. Being nice is just not conducive to providing a funny column.

October 25, 2007