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January 23, 2008

Seasoned Surprise

By Staff

I went to Jack in the Box for dinner last night, and what did I find in my seasoned curlies? Not one, but TWO regular fries! This is absolutely the best thing that can happen during a meal. If you ordered regular fries, ...

January 22, 2008

Mile High Flub

By The Weatherhuman

An online survey found that two-thirds of Australian travelers want to join the Mile High Club. It’s hard to believe that a third of the respondents said no, although I guess I can see what their problems are. It&#...

January 18, 2008

Changing changed change

By The Weatherhuman

Apparently people were getting trampled and straight up mollywhopped at the entrance for the Clinton speech last night, since they only let 900 people in.

January 17, 2008

I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman

By The Weatherhuman

Judging by all the liberals fainting around campus yesterday, I'm going to go out on a limb and assume that one or both of the Clintons are coming to town.

January 16, 2008

Is That How You’re Going to Say It?

By The Weatherhuman

Does anyone out there know why the airlines switched back to regular pretzels as the in-flight snack?

January 14, 2008

The Crooked Truth

By The Weatherhuman

I've had a whole weekend to think about it, and I'm still not entirely confident that the death of the crooked necked giraffe was au naturel.

January 11, 2008

High on Not Working

By The Weatherhuman

You probably didn't know this, but my column is constrained by a character count.

January 10, 2008

Name Game

By The Weatherhuman

I usually have no pity for the kids of Francisco Torres - in fact I may or may not be one of the people who drives by and yells "Fuck FT!"

January 9, 2008

Pegged for Cheapness

By The Weatherhuman

I saw a story yesterday about a guy who moved into a New Jersey Ikea after his apartment had to be fumigated.

January 7, 2008

Strip No-Show

By The Weatherhuman

I've always loved that "Welcome Back to I.V" moment on the drive into town.

December 3, 2007

Catnipped

By The Weatherhuman

A woman in Tennessee claims that her cat survived 19 days with its head stuck in a peanut butter jar.

November 30, 2007

Does Anyone Smell Bacon?

By The Weatherhuman

It amazes me that people continue to bike through that crosswalk on the way to the Rec Cen even though there's like eight signs explaining how its against the law and you face a hefty fine.

November 29, 2007

Dr. Death

By The Weatherhuman

Not to support terrorism or anything, but I really don't agree with the fact that a doctor was sentenced to 25 years in prison for allegedly conspiring to help treat injured al-Qaida fighters.

November 27, 2007

Bank Error in Your Favor, Collect $200

By The Weatherhuman

The traditional Weatherfamily Thanksgiving Monopoly game turned ugly this year, which isn't surprising since I've never played that game without it getting contentious.

November 26, 2007