I went to Jack in the Box for dinner last night, and what did I find in my seasoned curlies? Not one, but TWO regular fries! This is absolutely the best thing that can happen during a meal. If you ordered regular fries, the stray curly fry or onion ring becomes a momentary orgy of taste. On the other hand, if you ordered exotic fries, that boring regular fry immediately changes the dynamic of your dinner, and makes you appreciate your curlies or o-rings that much more. One word of warning though: If you find anything curly in your meal that’s not made of potato, leave the restaurant and induce vomiting immediately.
Wednesday’s Forecast: The ‘human thanks the absentminded workers of Jack by paying for its meal with four dollar bills and a Euro.