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Politicians Don’t Belong in Office; Schwarzenegger Does

For those of you who missed it, let me recap. Lt. Gov. Cruz Bustamante admitted that he and Gov. Gray Davis "spent too much" in the past few years, mounting to a $12-20 billion deficit.
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Racial Statistics Can Cause Discrimination as Well as Prevent It

Private companies (e.g. banks and insurance) are prohibited from collecting racial and ethnic data. Proposition 54 would extend that ban to the public sector, with certain exceptions.
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Big Fat Moore Hypocritically Insists on a Big Fat Ticket Price

Yesterday I was delighted to find out that Michael Moore would be speaking in Santa Barbara on Friday. I remembered his outburst during the Academy Awards show last year and I thought to myself that t...
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Bad Trip

As a devoted weather professional I try to keep my head in the clouds as often as possible. Every once in a while, however, the Weatherhuman is a little too high in the clouds.
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We’ll Use them for Kindling

So the university is sending out fliers on the dangers of Halloween revelry in hopes that they will discourage students from inviting their friends to town and partying like mad.
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The Unwelcome American

"The Battle of Algiers" depicts the urban guerrilla warfare waged between Algerian nationals and the French colonial army in the 1950s during the struggle for Algerian independence.
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Look at the Rump on That One

The long lines of students in front of the local copy shops resembled doomed cattle in more ways than one.
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Colorblind or Just Blind?

Higher education is the de facto gateway to economic success and political power in the United States. Like magic, 54 could erase any documented disparity - paper trail - between the blacks and white...
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Legends of the Fall: Ready, Ripe and Unrequited

As the Fall Quarter rolls in, unabated and disposed, new desires and wants creep into the heart and soul of every UCSB student. Every year, whether rain or drought, a fall harvest of ripe and deliciou...
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Bush’s Doublespeak Jeopardizes National Welfare

I've been giving some thought recently to doublespeak, the concept introduced in George Orwell's novel 1984 that entails people accepting two opposing positions at the same time.
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GOLD: Now Pissing Off Users Across the American Continent

As a parent of a freshman, I just want to tell you that your billing system is the worst I've ever encountered, anywhere.
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Student Notes Loss of Landmark Ashtray, Approves of Foliage

Rushing through the crowds of students making their way to and from the UCen on my first day back to campus, something caught my eye.
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The Artful Dodger: A GOLDen Shower for All

Normally, if I said so-and-so went down on me and didn't come up all night, I'd get a high five. But when the so-and-so that started to blow has the initials G-O-L-D, the result complicates my life co...
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Birthday Beatdown

Funny how people feel the need to get you ridiculously shitfaced on your birthday. Each year we embark on a new journey, and the first steps taken are wobbly ones.
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Knight Jousts with Queers on Prop. 22

Republican State Senator Pete Knight issued a challenge Monday to the Domestic Partners Rights and Responsibilities Act of 2003, previously AB 205, signed into law by our very own Gray Davis on Sept. ...
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