Section logo for Opinion

Opinion

Wanna Write for Opinion?

All Opinion Posts

Colorblind or Just Blind?

Higher education is the de facto gateway to economic success and political power in the United States. Like magic, 54 could erase any documented disparity - paper trail - between the blacks and white...
read more

Legends of the Fall: Ready, Ripe and Unrequited

As the Fall Quarter rolls in, unabated and disposed, new desires and wants creep into the heart and soul of every UCSB student. Every year, whether rain or drought, a fall harvest of ripe and deliciou...
read more

Bush’s Doublespeak Jeopardizes National Welfare

I've been giving some thought recently to doublespeak, the concept introduced in George Orwell's novel 1984 that entails people accepting two opposing positions at the same time.
read more

GOLD: Now Pissing Off Users Across the American Continent

As a parent of a freshman, I just want to tell you that your billing system is the worst I've ever encountered, anywhere.
read more

Student Notes Loss of Landmark Ashtray, Approves of Foliage

Rushing through the crowds of students making their way to and from the UCen on my first day back to campus, something caught my eye.
read more

The Artful Dodger: A GOLDen Shower for All

Normally, if I said so-and-so went down on me and didn't come up all night, I'd get a high five. But when the so-and-so that started to blow has the initials G-O-L-D, the result complicates my life co...
read more

Birthday Beatdown

Funny how people feel the need to get you ridiculously shitfaced on your birthday. Each year we embark on a new journey, and the first steps taken are wobbly ones.
read more

Knight Jousts with Queers on Prop. 22

Republican State Senator Pete Knight issued a challenge Monday to the Domestic Partners Rights and Responsibilities Act of 2003, previously AB 205, signed into law by our very own Gray Davis on Sept. ...
read more

Hugo Was the Best I Ever Had

The winds of change have blown hard all summer. The governor is soon to be replaced by a murderous-but-popular machine from the future, and Karl Malone is on the Lakers.
read more

Don’t Cry for Me, Manzanita

Shiny, spacious and still smelling like new, Manzanita Village is the Carnival cruise liner of UCSB's dorms. San Miguel, conversely, is like a canoe with a broken paddle floating in a sewage treatment...
read more

Children of Abraham Shouldn’t Stand for Crass Commercialism

ritten on their banner at their table was something I found totally disgusting. The banner said, "Just Jew it," and had the Nike Swoosh superimposed over the Star of David. So, does Nike sponsor G-d n...
read more

Finacial Aid or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Beaurocracy

Demanding money is getting harder and harder these days. Back when the bipolar stock market was in one of its manic swings, it was a different story. Nowadays, in our war-torn, misguided and generally...
read more

Have Fun in Isla Vista, But Just Please Don’t Be Little Jackasses

We fell in love with the surroundings and lifestyle, and have been fortunate enough to make a living in this little slice of paradise. We welcome you with open arms and wish you the best of luck with ...
read more

Planning Your Future

To call Isla Vista a dilapidated, overcrowded and overpriced slum would be, well, a bit of an understatement. The phrase "student ghetto" comes to mind. Apparently the technical term is "blighted."
read more

Summer Is for Lovers, Fall Is for Students

Loop up. Now. Because this is as pretty as UCSB will be all year. And I'm not talking about the flowers.
read more