Jono Szalay

February 9, 2004

Finding Mr. Left – Wing, That Is

By Jono Szalay

The three hurdles have passed for democratic presidential hopefuls. John Kerry had a sweep through the first two, shocking Howard Dean supporters nationwide.

October 13, 2003

Who Gets To Write Arnold’s Lines Now?

By Jono Szalay

Anyone who witnessed Arnold in his campaign for governor knows he has little to offer the public, other than questionable catch phrases in a silly accent.

May 29, 2003

Streakers Go Nuts in Class

By Jono Szalay

Last Wednesday, an Asian-American studies class was interrupted by two men carrying balloons and wearing only party hats. The two naked students stayed long enough to sing "Happy Birthday" to a friend before jetting out ...

April 21, 2003

Anisq’ Oyo’ Park Goes Up in Smoke

By Jono Szalay

Music from several bands and the words of pro-hemp activists mingled with swirling wisps of marijuana smoke in the air above Anisq' Oyo' Park on Easter Sunday. Although the police kept a low profile, four citations were ...

February 28, 2003

Lent Supplies Excuse for a Phat Tuesday

By Jono Szalay

In preparation for the Lenten season's 40 days and 40 nights free from vice and sin, students and local residents are getting their fill of naughty activities before Ash Wednesday.

February 21, 2003

UCSB Students Focus on Food, Image

By Jono Szalay

A study conducted last spring by the Student Health Center found that eating disorders are not just a women's problem - one in five UCSB students has an eating disorder, including men.

February 5, 2003

Lawyer To Co-Direct Legal Center

By Jono Szalay

A new face will be gracing the halls of the Associated Students Legal Resource Center. Ron Perry, an attorney with the Legal Aid Foundation for the past 10 years, will be sharing the reins as co-director with current dir...