Opinion
Christian McCusker -- or number 3985 as we prefer to call you around the office -- we appreciate your letter telling us how much we (or "The Man," as we like to call ourselves) are keeping you down ("...
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Eat me out! Toss my salad! Pass the whipped cream! Sometimes with all the sexual connotations deriving from food in the bedroom it is easy to forget that I'm fucking and not at a family picnic
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My past four days have consisted of drinking, snowboarding and snowmobiling in Colorado.
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The Residence Halls Association and its lackeys like to talk about communities and the importance of maintaining them.
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Julia Witton's letter to the editor ("Media Should Not Label Frimpong as Guilty Just Yet," Daily Nexus, Feb. 27) does an excellent job of restating the obvious.
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The basis for Intelligent Design is that our universe must have been designed because the chance of our existence otherwise is nearly zero.
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Let's pretend that the existing welfare state is necessitated by the existence of those in need of financial or other assistance.
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I'm onto you, Nexus editors. You keep putting corrections in to prevent the 'human from speaking out.
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I had the opportunity to speak to a young woman who was feeling a bit weird about someone who kept following her.
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Most students don't realize that the Davidson library houses an extensive DVD and VHS collection.
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Eric Frimpong has not been proven guilty, so leave him alone.
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In rebuttal to Art Battson ("Science and Atheism Duke It Out," Daily Nexus, Feb. 26), there is a reason for systematic materialism in science - the only things we can study are phenomena in the materi...
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Everything shower every day
Has an extensive tote bag collection but never brings one to Trader Joe’s
Reusing condoms
Collecting tears to water their plants
Asking to shower together to “save water”
Air conditioning and electric blanket running simultaneously
Has gone from Temu to SHEIN for bikini purchases
Fracking
On their 10th flight out of Santa Barbara Airport this month
Owns seven Stanley cups
Wrote their environmental ethics essay with ChatGPT
Vegan contributing to Big Almond
