Opinion

January 11, 2007

Under the Table: Boarding High Atop Ol’ Mount Smokey

By Jeff Gibson

My mom never bought me frosted cereal - willingly at least. As much as I begged her for Tony the Tiger and his sugary flakes of corn, she rarely gave in to my childhood sugar fixation.

January 10, 2007

Sexy Resolutions You Will Not Break

By Jenny Paradise

The year 2007 has kicked off to a promising start. At midnight, I was getting my groove on in West Hollywood, chugging champagne and making suggestive eyes at the hottest guy at the bar. Needless to say, I am young, fabu...

January 10, 2007

Over Achievers

By The Weatherhuman

Whenever life gets you down

January 10, 2007

Mexican Partying Is Worth the Trip, Hombre

By Ray Collins

If for some reason you want to leave beautiful Santa Barbara for a weekend, Rosarito, Mexico is a great place to go party. Rosarito is like heaven to a college student because of its seemingly lawless atmosphere and chea...

January 10, 2007

Columnist’s Arguments Are Ignorant and Off-Base

By Neil Visalvanich

It is deeply ironic for Courtney Stevens to claim that the Democratic Party views the American electorate as "ignorant,"

January 10, 2007

Think

By Staff

January 9, 2007

Liberty Belle

By Courtney Stevens

While you may have still been recovering from New Year's or belaboring the imminent start of the quarter, the 110th Congress began in earnest. New members were sworn in, the Democratic majority materialized, San Francisc...

January 9, 2007

Ghost Riding Dirty

By The Weatherhuman

There are certain situations in which one should not "ghost ride." Ghost riding the polls by not voting

January 9, 2007

Boycott Conquest Student Housing in IV for New Year

By Darwin Bondgraham

Last quarter, several dozen families, most of them Latino immigrants and working class individuals, were forced to move from their longtime homes in the Cedarwood Apartments in Isla Vista.

January 8, 2007

Patriotic Grief

By The Weatherhuman

Of all the things that occurred over winter break, Gerald Ford dying concerns me the least.

January 8, 2007

¿Qué Onda Guero?: Get Me a Coffee and T.P.

By Adam Wenger

Many things in life please me. Booty shorts, snow cones and refrigerated drinking fountains, for example, are all great things. Unfortunately, these societal gifts are largely outnumbered by an array of confusing and fru...

January 8, 2007

Possession, Plunder Questions Answered

By Mark Signa

Well the holidays are over. As much fun as they are, I have to admit it feels good to get them past me. Don't get me wrong; I love the giving part. But honestly, it can be tough to keep smiling when great-great-grandma ...

January 8, 2007

Think

By Staff

December 7, 2006

No Name, No Game

By The Weatherhuman

The 'human loves presents. However, the 'human does not like enigmas. They're tricky. The 'human vetoes mystery present-givers, unless they happen to be smokin' hot. In that case, a recount is unnecessary.

December 7, 2006

College Journalists Raise Hell

By Staff

When it comes to being editor in chief of a college newspaper, it is certainly true that no one is a saint -- and with that in mind, it is also certainly true that no one can play the part of Saint Peter when it comes to...

December 7, 2006