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Immigration Laws Hinder Border Safety

U.S. Border Patrol officers more closely resemble crossing guards than law enforcement officials.
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A New Country Means a Brand New You

The initial excitement of travel is fading away for the exchange students in Adelaide. School has been in session for several weeks now and everyone has settled into routine.
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Noise Curfew Accidentally Adjusted

So a funny little thing happened the other day. I was working on a paper for one of my classes about the environment when all of a sudden one of my buddies calls me in a panic to tell me he needs me t...
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Meteorology, SB Style

Sunny, 85 degrees!
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Questions Serve to Enhance Learning

People always ask me, "Arthur, how do you do it? How do you come up with so many questions to ask the professor during class?" And I always tell them, "I don't know, man. I guess I'm just a genius."
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The Breakup

Alright people, as you may have already heard, Kelly and I are no longer a couple. It's over. We're finished. We're done-skies - and I for one couldn't be happier.
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The Breakup

Oh, God, Larry is still talking about me? We broke up two months ago! You'd think he'd get it through his dense head that I don't want him back, especially not after those creepy "I swear I'll die w...
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Long-time I.V. Resident Is Tired of Hassling, Names

I've never written in to the newspaper before, but as a long-time resident of Isla Vista, I feel that I must voice my opinion on something that has been bothering me for quite some time now.
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Career Counselor Gives Hot Job Tips to Seniors

Spring has most definitely sprung and for UCSB seniors, that means it's time to start thinking about post-graduation plans.
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UCSB Bound

Apparently our friends in student government want to erect a statue on campus dedicated to student activism - presumably a gold sculpture of Prometheus with his thumb up his ass.
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Turds and Tulips

Sloshed, swaying tulips of indeterminable amount to the new beer garden in the Hub. It's about time UCSB got a garden worth growing.
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Artist Finds Academic Purpose With Film Studies Class Competition

With the quarter coming to a close, I have to once again attempt to explain to my parents exactly what I've been doing as a film studies major.
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Strike Against War Continues With Bikes

For everyone who participated in the anti-war strike a couple weeks ago and those who wish they had, I think it's important for us to remember that it was not just a day to skip class, make catchy pos...
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