Whenever life gets you down, just remember that you’re better than at least one other person at one activity or talent. The ‘human, for example, can out-fly a penguin, hold onto a long-snap better than Tony Romo, draw a straighter line than Michael J. Fox, and out-dance Terry Schiavo.
Wednesday’s Forecast: Too soon?
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“dusty rusty crusty musty ass california hills”
“frowning in plaid (haunted radios, bird bones + anthropomorphized wind)”
“warming my hands on bridges i’ve burnt”
“songs that make me see god”
“My Playlist #236”
“classy wine moment and intellectual conversation”
“90s heroin chic model off duty”
“tweet tweet bird emoji map emoji”
“not my circus, not my monkeys”
“a grave is probably cheaper than an apartment”
“ATE THESE BITCHES LEFT NO CRUMBS / DID IT IN DESIGNER PUMPS”
