Galatic Forces
The 'human brought a movie back to Blockbuster last night.
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Opinion
Spring Break is over and classes have started, but don't fret because this quarter is going to be a great one.
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Everyone knows that the Internet and the Web contain an enormous amount of information. It was estimated that, in 2005, over 12 billion documents were stored online.
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Why does the packaging for Plan B warn users to keep it out of the reach of children? Isn't that the objective?
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U.S. Border Patrol officers more closely resemble crossing guards than law enforcement officials.
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The initial excitement of travel is fading away for the exchange students in Adelaide. School has been in session for several weeks now and everyone has settled into routine.
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So a funny little thing happened the other day. I was working on a paper for one of my classes about the environment when all of a sudden one of my buddies calls me in a panic to tell me he needs me t...
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People always ask me, "Arthur, how do you do it? How do you come up with so many questions to ask the professor during class?" And I always tell them, "I don't know, man. I guess I'm just a genius."
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Alright people, as you may have already heard, Kelly and I are no longer a couple. It's over. We're finished. We're done-skies - and I for one couldn't be happier.
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Oh, God, Larry is still talking about me? We broke up two months ago! You'd think he'd get it through his dense head that I don't want him back, especially not after those creepy "I swear I'll die w...
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I've never written in to the newspaper before, but as a long-time resident of Isla Vista, I feel that I must voice my opinion on something that has been bothering me for quite some time now.
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Spring has most definitely sprung and for UCSB seniors, that means it's time to start thinking about post-graduation plans.
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