New Albino Critter Roams the Wild Streets of I.V.

Editor, Daily Nexus,

Put away those hankies and stop shedding those tears, ABR fans. Forsooth, there is yet another albino raccoon living in I.V.! There must be, as I saw it roaming around my apartment complex on Camino Del Sur late last night. Let’s hope this one doesn’t eat turtles or like to play with dogs.