Opinion

April 3, 2007

The Info Is Just Too Much to Handle

By Jack Yi

Everyone knows that the Internet and the Web contain an enormous amount of information. It was estimated that, in 2005, over 12 billion documents were stored online.

April 3, 2007

Immigration Laws Hinder Border Safety

By Courtney Stevens

U.S. Border Patrol officers more closely resemble crossing guards than law enforcement officials.

April 3, 2007

A New Country Means a Brand New You

By Lauren Crecelius

The initial excitement of travel is fading away for the exchange students in Adelaide. School has been in session for several weeks now and everyone has settled into routine.

April 3, 2007

Think

By Staff

April 2, 2007

Noise Curfew Accidentally Adjusted

By Jimmy Maxwell

So a funny little thing happened the other day. I was working on a paper for one of my classes about the environment when all of a sudden one of my buddies calls me in a panic to tell me he needs me to go to some county ...

April 2, 2007

Meteorology, SB Style

By The Weatherhuman

Sunny, 85 degrees!

April 2, 2007

Questions Serve to Enhance Learning

By Arthur Garcia

People always ask me, "Arthur, how do you do it? How do you come up with so many questions to ask the professor during class?" And I always tell them, "I don't know, man. I guess I'm just a genius."

April 2, 2007

The Breakup

By Larry Campbell

Alright people, as you may have already heard, Kelly and I are no longer a couple. It's over. We're finished. We're done-skies - and I for one couldn't be happier.

April 2, 2007

The Breakup

By Kelly Johnston

Oh, God, Larry is still talking about me? We broke up two months ago! You'd think he'd get it through his dense head that I don't want him back, especially not after those creepy "I swear I'll die without your love" le...

April 2, 2007

Long-time I.V. Resident Is Tired of Hassling, Names

By Albert Raccoon

I've never written in to the newspaper before, but as a long-time resident of Isla Vista, I feel that I must voice my opinion on something that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

April 2, 2007

Career Counselor Gives Hot Job Tips to Seniors

By Jack Barclay

Spring has most definitely sprung and for UCSB seniors, that means it's time to start thinking about post-graduation plans.

April 2, 2007

Think

By Staff

March 9, 2007

UCSB Bound

By The Weatherhuman

Apparently our friends in student government want to erect a statue on campus dedicated to student activism - presumably a gold sculpture of Prometheus with his thumb up his ass.

March 9, 2007

Turds and Tulips

By Staff Editorial

Sloshed, swaying tulips of indeterminable amount to the new beer garden in the Hub. It's about time UCSB got a garden worth growing.

March 9, 2007

Artist Finds Academic Purpose With Film Studies Class Competition

By Mark Batalla

With the quarter coming to a close, I have to once again attempt to explain to my parents exactly what I've been doing as a film studies major.

March 9, 2007

Strike Against War Continues With Bikes

By Elyse Bekins Columnist

For everyone who participated in the anti-war strike a couple weeks ago and those who wish they had, I think it's important for us to remember that it was not just a day to skip class, make catchy posters and wear flower...