Opinion

April 9, 2007

Angry UCSB Tour Guide, Pre-Med Student Calls It Quits

By Zach Phillips

Welcome, prospective students and parents, to your UCSB campus walking tour! My name's Eric, and I'll be your guide today.

April 9, 2007

Think

By Staff

April 6, 2007

CA Area Codes Are Finally Finished

By C.K. Hickey

Well, before we all knew it, we arrived at the last quarter of the year, and the Codeoscope is still incomplete.

April 6, 2007

The Rite Stuff, Take too…

By The Weatherhuman

I'm homonymphobic, so I can't right write now.

April 6, 2007

UCSB Environment Switches at Night

By Mark Batalla

I once saw an episode of the Adventures of Pete & Pete that changed the way I looked at the world.

April 6, 2007

Think

By Staff

April 5, 2007

Local Representative Values Education

By Lois Capps

In February of this year, President Bush released his budget proposal for fiscal year 2008.

April 5, 2007

The ‘Pickup’ Truck

By The Weatherhuman

Recently in Texas a woman was indicted for manslaughter after falsely crying rape when her husband caught her and her lover screwing in the bed of a pickup truck, causing her husband to shoot the man.

April 5, 2007

Nexus Publications Director Discusses Journalism, Duties

By Jerry Roberts

The day I arrived at UCSB to start work as publications director of the Daily Nexus, the paper's lead story carried this headline: "Author to Delve into Motherhood for Men in Campus Lecture."

April 4, 2007

Galatic Forces

By The Weatherhuman

The 'human brought a movie back to Blockbuster last night.

April 4, 2007

Prevent Loneliness on Sexile Island

By Jenny Paradise

Now that Spring Break is over, the vacation can finally begin. Spring Quarter is to students as, well, spring is to any kind of animal - time to hump and make some babies.

April 4, 2007

Spring Is a Time of Beaches, Beer

By Ray Collins

Spring Break is over and classes have started, but don't fret because this quarter is going to be a great one.

April 4, 2007

Think

By Staff

April 3, 2007

Child’s Play

By The Weatherhuman

Why does the packaging for Plan B warn users to keep it out of the reach of children? Isn't that the objective?

April 3, 2007

The Info Is Just Too Much to Handle

By Jack Yi

Everyone knows that the Internet and the Web contain an enormous amount of information. It was estimated that, in 2005, over 12 billion documents were stored online.

April 3, 2007