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Quitting Cold Turkey

Midway through my Thanksgiving meal, my cousin decided to inform me that he had seen a 68-pound turkey the night before.
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Dorms, Apartments Envelop UCSB Years

When students leave home for the first time, many parents suffer from what supposedly qualified professionals label "empty nest syndrome."
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Toast With Relatives on Turkey Day Inebriation Is a Family Affair

Turkey day is coming up, which means a large feast with the family. Family get-togethers like Thanksgiving generally have everyone in a pretty good mood.
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“The ‘Human Smothers You in Gravy”

There's nothing funny about a holiday that exploits Native Americans and leads to increased obesity in a country that is already far too fat.
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Males Create More Spectacle Than Tails

Every time I find myself surrounded by a group of guys - which, unfortunately, is quite a lot, thanks to the many meatheads of the men's rugby team...
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You’re in My Seat, Jackass

I know we don't have seating charts in college, but as far as I'm concerned, there's an unwritten rule about where you can sit in lectures.
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Wal-Mart Befriends the Common Man

Liberals have turned Wal-Mart into their poster child for conservative capitalist greed.
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Ron Paul’s Disciples Ignore U.S. Priorities

The war in Iraq has been a fiasco. Americans want out of Iraq, and they want out of Iraq now.
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Researching Yields the Better T.A.

Everyone attending the paradise known as UC Santa Barbara has dealt with the joyous pleasure of experiencing the teaching assistant.
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Simple Energy Solutions Help Save An Ailing Environment

Americans represent merely 5 percent of the world's population, yet they consume 40 percent of Earth's nonrenewable resources and produce nearly 30 percent of its total waste.
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Slim Site Becomes Good as GOLD

A riddle for all of you: What is unable to move backwards, reluctant to move forward, and bulky all over? Answer: the original GOLD.
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Weather

Whoa, whoa, whoa! The CIA was on campus recruiting students last week and they DIDN'T stop by my office?
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