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Rallies Showcase Governing Style

"Let's have a conversation," Hillary Clinton proposed to the crowd of mostly UCSB students and Santa Barbara locals, utilizing a line she used to kick off her campaign in a videotaped message on Hilla...
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Mile High Flub

An online survey found that two-thirds of Australian travelers want to join the Mile High Club. It’s hard to believe that a third of the respondents said no, although I guess I can see what thei...
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State Repubs Shaft Independent Voters

Far too often, "Conservative" and "Republican" are thought to be synonymous. However, if your views lean to the right, you are not confined to the Republican Party.
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Changing changed change

Apparently people were getting trampled and straight up mollywhopped at the entrance for the Clinton speech last night, since they only let 900 people in.
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Boot Camp Purges the Urges to Eat

Fifteen miles of hiking, four hours of daily exercise class, 1400-calorie-a-day vegetarian diet and not to mention a 5:30 a.m. wakeup call - The Ashram is a glorified boot camp celebrities and average...
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Time for Iraq to Call for a Series Finale

One of the key issues in this election is the state of Iraq. Should we stay, should we go? What will we leave behind? What have we done?
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Entropic Break Descends into Haze Of Chimneys Ablaze and Dropped J’s

Relax, guys. No matter how much you puff out of it, I've learned there are just certain things in life you can't avoid.
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I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman

Judging by all the liberals fainting around campus yesterday, I'm going to go out on a limb and assume that one or both of the Clintons are coming to town.
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Hopeful Republicans Get Primary Profile

With Feb. 5 - Super Tuesday - rapidly approaching, I feel I owe it to my conservative brethren to give a brief analysis of the current Republican candidates.
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Skype Sex Will Turn Software Hard

I've never been in a long-distance relationship, but from what I've observed, it seems like cross-country coupledom is the way to go - especially in the technologically advanced and emotionally indepe...
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Is That How You’re Going to Say It?

Does anyone out there know why the airlines switched back to regular pretzels as the in-flight snack?
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Beer’s Uses Extend Beyond the Red Cup

I love beer. On my tenth birthday my dad gave me my first beer, knowing I would curse the bitter taste of the unfamiliar beverage.
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