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Hopeful Republicans Get Primary Profile

With Feb. 5 - Super Tuesday - rapidly approaching, I feel I owe it to my conservative brethren to give a brief analysis of the current Republican candidates.
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Skype Sex Will Turn Software Hard

I've never been in a long-distance relationship, but from what I've observed, it seems like cross-country coupledom is the way to go - especially in the technologically advanced and emotionally indepe...
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Is That How You’re Going to Say It?

Does anyone out there know why the airlines switched back to regular pretzels as the in-flight snack?
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Beer’s Uses Extend Beyond the Red Cup

I love beer. On my tenth birthday my dad gave me my first beer, knowing I would curse the bitter taste of the unfamiliar beverage.
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Battle of the Bootylicious

It’s always a sad day when I walk into class after the first rain, and instead of spaghetti straps and booty shorts, I’m met with baggy sweats and no skin to be found. I thought this was U...
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Battle of the Bootylicious

Excuse me, ladies in the booty shorts? It's winter. I know we live in Santa Barbara and that it actually climbed above 70 degrees yesterday and Sunday, but... it's winter. Put on some pants.
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Award Shows Fail to Seize the Globe

Whether it's the Emmys, the GRAMMYs, the ESPYs or some other show that ends with the sound "ys," I've never really liked award shows.
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Reason Strikes Out With WGA

As a union supporter from a union family, I hope all of you will join me in this statement: Screw the Writers Guild of America.
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Obama’s Flowery Words Promise More Than He’ll Deliver

Every year, the Lake Superior State University publishes a humorous list of words that should be banished from the popular discourse for their "Misuse, Overuse and General Uselessness."
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Tease Time With Boredom Busters

Congratulations on surviving the first week of the new quarter!
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The Crooked Truth

I've had a whole weekend to think about it, and I'm still not entirely confident that the death of the crooked necked giraffe was au naturel.
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Voters Should Stall For Voting Ron Paul

As the California primaries quickly approach, it's great to see first-time voters getting involved.
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