The Stakes Are High

February 2, 2011 by , and

UC Administrators and State Leaders Gamble with Higher Education...
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Dear Hippies: Please Take a Bath and Shut Up

February 19, 2010 by

Hippies are annoying. And they smell. Has it ever occurred to you -- as some dreadlocked scallywag is screaming "WAR CRIMINAL" or "DOWN WITH OLD SPICE" -- that it's very hard to find someone who actua...
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Greedy Gaucho Wants Ire of Minority Groups All to Himself

November 13, 2009 by

As I walk up and down the paths of this illustrious university, I can't help but notice a sort of mollifying, yet bitterly pungent aura; an aura that reeks of emotionally-driven bilge. One might blame...
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I Voted “Yes” on Prop 8 And I Am Not Ashamed

November 14, 2008 by

Editor, Daily Nexus, I voted "Yes" on Prop 8. Sue me. By proclaiming my vote, you'd think I'd just thrown a newspaper in a trash can instead of a recycling container, based on the reaction of others ...
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Right Need Not Fear The One

October 24, 2008 by

We are the future, fighting to cement the inevitable phenomenon known as "change" into the mind of every American soul. It is time we step foot onto the Ship of Hope and set sail for a new land of ega...
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Left Should Rethink Market Ideas

September 30, 2008 by

Amid the luring reminders of the left that capitalism is evil, wealthy entrepreneurs are greedy, and George W. Bush is a big fat idiot, there is one beacon of light that leads me away from the sycopha...
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Radical Connections Tarnish Obama’s “New” Politics

May 7, 2008 by

I have been quiet lately. For the past few weeks, I have remained in the shadows, reluctant to intercede in shoddy debate. My days have consisted of watching Fox News, reading a copious amount of poli...
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Loser Libs Forge a Path for Mighty Mac

April 4, 2008 by

Goodness gracious, the tides are beginning to turn! Good news, fellow conservatives: The Democratic Party is on the verge of implosion.
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Good Sense Hinders Ability to Obamasm

February 26, 2008 by

The Center for Disease Control would like to bring you a special emergency warning: You could be at risk for a terrible disease! All concerned citizens should read the following column carefully - eve...
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True Change Requires the Restoration of Reaganomics

February 1, 2008 by

Forgive me for epitomizing the typical American flag-wielding patriot on an everyday basis, but I see the act of expressing good ol' American patriotism as an essential, since this nation could possib...
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