Opinion
I don't know about you all, but when I chose this school, it wasn't because of the Nobel laureates or the prestigious UC system. Sure that stuff is nice when looking for a job. But the real reason I c...
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To begin, I want you to note that this is not directed at ALL of the glue-sniffing hippies from last Tuesday's protest - just the few who told me they wish the military would disband and be done away ...
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Every once in a while, I run across an article that makes me want to get out there and actually change my life. I’m not sure if it’s the mood I’m in when I find the article or becaus...
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Writers love using the cliché term "the long national nightmare is over" - whether they're being serious or facetious. So in honor of the writers of the world, I'll use the phrase myself, as I re...
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Apparently three Ohio couples decided that Valentine's Day was as good a time as any to get married.
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The Democrats only seem to make our government more complicated. Their latest shenanigans make it nearly impossible for the United States to monitor electronic transmissions to and from foreign source...
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Oh my God. Two corrections in two days… copy staff, I officially rescind my Valentine to all of you. I have a job to do, I have adoring fans. Stop stealing my box! Also, news staff, how hard is ...
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Freebirds, Super Cucas, Cantina, Rosarito and even El Sitio - to most, Isla Vista is synonymous with dirty, greasy, unhealthy Mexican food. If you want healthy food and are afraid of venturing outside...
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When I heard UCSB students would be holding an anti-war rally at Pardall Tunnel, I did not have an overwhelming desire to attend. Like most students on this campus, I'm against the Iraq war, and I'm v...
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Valentine's Day: Aside from Columbus Day, it's probably my least favorite holiday, year in and year out. Maybe I can't get over the fact that both celebrations completely ignore what actually happened...
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Sources around the office tell me that people have been looking for me at parties. Look, I get it. I love myself too. But you can’t expect the ‘Human to show up without an invite. I’...
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Passing through the Pardall Tunnel around 11:45 a.m. this past Tuesday, I couldn't help but notice a small gathering of students protesting the Iraq war. By 1:00 p.m., this small group amassed into a ...
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"The women are always portrayed as the weird ones," my roommate explained.
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