Opinion

October 30, 2007

Lost Keys Leave Mysterious Owner Locked Out From Life

By Jillian Myers

Here I was dressed as Hermione walking around in I.V. Friday night of Halloween, when I spotted some keys on a bus stop bench.

October 30, 2007

Think!

By Staff

October 29, 2007

Swimmin’ Down Del Playa

By Staff

After Friday night, I didn't think I'd see a costume that I liked more than the guy who dressed as Will Smith from the early "Fresh Prince" days.

October 29, 2007

Gaucho Sends Readers to CCS Abyss

By Mana Mostatabi

Nestled between Santa Rosa and the MultiCultural Center is a run down green building I call home.

October 29, 2007

CA Budget Blunders Hurt Students Most

By John Garamendi

Even before next year's state budget shortfall was estimated at $8.6 billion, I began to hear the budget ax yet again taking aim at California's students.

October 29, 2007

Outed Wizard Spellbinds Pop Culture

By Adam Wenger

Seeing as All Hallows Eve weekend arrived, and my head is sufficiently throbbing, I thought I would leave you with some observations: As always, there's a 40-minute line to eat at the goddamn Bagel Cafe.

October 29, 2007

Student Writer Humbled by Prager’s Radio Confrontation

By David Sforza

It's over! Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week has come to an end.

October 29, 2007

Think!

By Staff

October 26, 2007

Leopard Prowls for OS Domination

By Jack Yi

For us Mac users, this Friday marks a special day, which only happens every couple of years.

October 26, 2007

Weather

By The Weatherhuman

Alright, here's the deal: I consider it part of my job to be kind of a dick most of the time. Being nice is just not conducive to providing a funny column.

October 26, 2007

Answer Looters With a Trusty Six-Shooter

By Henry Sarria

Natural disasters are an awesome force. Tornados, floods, earthquakes, tsunamis and yes, fires, are all acts that will make you realize nature's immense power - and can end your life in the same instant.

October 26, 2007

Avoid an Arrest on All Hallows Eve

By David Clewett

Picture this: Dorothy slowly rocks to and fro as her crocodile tears splatter upon beer-licked pavement.

October 26, 2007

U.S. Intervention Wins Few Friends

By Andrew Nossiter

Editor, Daily Nexus, U.S. intervention in foreign affairs is now at a frightening level. I am not an isolationist - I think this country needs an enormous dose of free-trade.

October 26, 2007