Mind, Body & Soul

January 15, 2014

Sticky Situations Unstuck

By Sam the Oracle

The “Hump’s” own oracle, Sam, grants you hir words of wisdom.

January 8, 2014

2014: Year of the Hump

By Opinion Editor

This year, make some resolutions that you'll actually want to keep.

November 20, 2013

The Tasteful Keys to a Successful Sext

By Hayley E.

Hayley E. is sick of all these weak sexts - here's how to step up your game.

November 13, 2013

Don’t be Anal About Anal: Why the Back Door is the Best Door

By Matt Togni

Matt Togni tells you why you need to stop being so awkward about anal sex.

November 6, 2013

One Survey to Upgrade Your Sex Life

By Hayley E.

This week's Hump gives you a quick and easy way to discover some new things to enjoy with your partner.

October 31, 2013

Halloween Hookups: The Do’s and Don’ts

By E. Nasty

In this special Halloween Hump, Emile Nelson gives you his most and least-favorite costumes for potential masked-mates.

October 23, 2013

Happily Humpin’ on Halloween

By Hayley E.

In preparation for Halloween weekend, Hayley E. covers a topic that is truly scary: Isla Vista's rape culture.

October 16, 2013

Role-Playing: How and Why You Should Try It

By R. Pengsta

R. Pengsta wants you to know that you don't need to be an Academy-Award winner to perfect the bedroom role-play.

October 9, 2013

Horniness and Hunger: More in Common Than You Might Think?

By Echo Meyers

Echo Meyers tells you why shouldn't ignore your urges.

October 9, 2013

Let’s Talk Labia

By Naomi Rea

Naomi Rea explains why you shouldn't fear your (or anyone else's) vagina.

October 2, 2013

Just the Tips: The Hump’s Buzzed Wisdom

By Hayley E.

"Wednesday Hump" author Hayley E. pops open a bottle of wine and reflects on her freshman year.

August 28, 2013

The Ins and Outs of UCSB

By Opinion Editor

Dorms A good rule to live by: Don’t do your neighbors! There are literally thousands of people at this school who you can have whatever sort of freaky interactions you want with. The only people you are pretty much gua...

August 7, 2013

Some Things are Better Left in the Bedroom

By Hayley E.

A new app called Lulu allows women to anonymously rate and investigate any male friend or partner with nothing but a few clicks; potentially building or destroying a man’s reputation from behind a keyboard (www.onlulu....

June 26, 2013

The Hurdles to Jump Before You Hump

By Haley K.

The standards that girls and guys hold each other to are very different when it comes to evaluating the attractiveness of a potential partner. Traditionally, women are expected to be groomed, cleaned, styled, primped and...

May 29, 2013

Humpin’ for the First Time: The Ins and Outs of Virginity

By Hayley E.

In an age where pornography is just a few clicks away, shampoo commercials are practically orgasmic and private areas can be bejeweled, one might consider the concept of “chastity” to be a thing of the past. Yet in o...

May 22, 2013

If You Like It … Put a Label On It

By Hayley E.

In college, particularly in Isla Vista, we are encouraged to despise labels. You may be lying blissfully in bed when your partner of x-months asks you timidly, “So, are we exclusive?” Don’t panic. Don’t push them...