Mind, Body & Soul
“I got a feeling” that you have more than once been lured into a party by the pounding rhythms that make Isla Vista’s heart beat, danced until the stiff air made you sweat and found a rando to g...
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Here’s the thing: I like to be spanked. Preferably to the point of intense pain.
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Here’s the thing: I like to be spanked. Preferably to the point of intense pain.
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Modern sexuality as we know and enjoy it is the result of — nay, an evolving process rooted in — a long history of repression.
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The thing I love about college is it’s the only place I can do everything wasted: cook, booty call my grandmother and make it home with at least one shoe on.
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In the real world, a box of condoms costs about ten dollars. In college life, sex and relationships interns make the starry Isla Vista skies rain with bulk Lifestyles and banana flavored Durexes.
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Long ago, UCSB first decided to remind freshmen of their infantile nature with the familiar barred sidings just like when you were a baby.
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Communication about sex is by default neither easy nor common for parents, so excuse their embarrassment and take it upon yourself to be learn how to be polite.
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Below are a series of questions written by a group of truly sophisticated, resourceful college boys. I’ve been instructed to answer all the questions honestly and without reserve.
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“Oh wow, you’re a senior? Man, you’re probably the oldest person here.” Ouch. Like big wooden splinter in the soft spot between your toes kind of ouch.
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A couple of weeks ago, I woke up curled comfortably next to one of my best friends. He jolted up, looked at me, and then with a disappointed look on his face, muttered, “Shit, I thought I got laid f...
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Imagine coming home from a night on the town. You’re hungry, drunk and totally out of food.
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Command + F (find and replace)
Command + N (new window for your Wikipedia deep-dive)
Command + C (copy and paste life)
Command + W (close it down, simply don't look at it anymore)
Command + B (bold and beautiful)
Shift + Command + 4 (screenshot ... collect those receipts)
Command + X (cut it out)
Command + Z (undo AKA un-fuck)
Command + Delete (delete everything to the left of the cursor because you fucked up)
Command + Shift + N (open a new private window ... for no reason at all)
Command + K (hyperlink some sexy sources)
Command + P (print because you gotta print a lot if you cry a lot)
