Mind, Body & Soul

October 9, 2014

Humping Etiquette 101: How to Conquer the Dorms

By R. Pengsta

Humpin' in the dorms? R. Pengsta has the advice to make your cramped triple a sex palace... without pissing off your roommates.

August 27, 2014

Casual Sex – Not as Casual as You Think

By R. Pengsta

Even in college sexcapades, there's a fine line between "casual" and commitment. R. Pengsta gives incoming Gauchos some expert advice on how to navigate open beds without breaking hearts.

May 21, 2014

Sam Soothes Your Sexual Strife And Heals Your Humping Heartaches

By Sam the Oracle

Sam the Oracle answers another round of questions for the benefit of everyone.

May 14, 2014

It Was the Worst Sex Ever!

By Matt Togni

The bad, the very bad, and the just plain ugly: Matt Togni shares a selection of the worst sex stories he's ever heard.

May 7, 2014

The Column Formerly Known as the Wednesday Hump

By Opinion Editor

You expect the Hump What you get is a camel Love your new best friend

April 30, 2014

The Final Countdown: Sexin’ as a Senior

By Opinion Editor

The five hookup-related items that graduating seniors need to check off of their bucket lists ASAP.

April 23, 2014

Sucks to Suck Part Two: Going Down on the Cabbage Patch

By Matt Togni

…and for those of you who don’t know, that’s my favorite way to describe one sexual act that too many guys seem to overlook: cunnilingus. Now as a gay man, it should not surprise you that just the idea of eating ou...

April 16, 2014

Sex Bloopers: A Collection of Anonymous Misfortunes

By Anonymous

A collection of anonymously submitted sex bloopers from around the UCSB campus.

April 9, 2014

Hey, It’s Just Sex!

By Wendy Doer

It's 2014, so why is talking about sex still taboo?

April 2, 2014

Sucks to Suck … Until Today: A Gay Man’s Guide to Giving Good Oral

By Matt Togni

Matt Togni wants us all to redefine "sucking."

March 5, 2014

Should I Stay or Should I Go?

By Wendy Doer

For a girl with intimacy issues, sometimes one-night stands are the way to go.

February 19, 2014

1’s Company, 2’s a Crowd, 3’s a Party and 4 Was My Weekend

By Matt Togni

Columnist Matt Togni explains why more people is always more fun when it comes to the bedroom.

February 13, 2014

Your Valentine’s Day Treat – A Belated “Hump”

By The Sexperts

Some entertaining Valentine's Day quizzes from the Sexperts.

February 5, 2014

Mending Sexual Mishaps

By Sam the Oracle

Sam the Oracle is back with answers to all of your sex-related questions.

January 29, 2014

It’s Going Down, I’m Yelling “Tinder!”

By Matt Togni

Matt Togni explains why dating applications are good for more than just random hookups.

January 22, 2014

Blazing the Trail: Exploring and Conquering Your Final Frontier

By Wendy Doer

The Hump tries out a few new toys.