Arms Outstretched for the Zombie Frappuccino
Creeping out of our lives after October 31.
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On the Menu
Halloween History: How the Candy Apple Came To Be a Fall Favorite
It's bitter and sweet and the perfect Halloween treat.
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Santa Barbara Gelato Festival 2017
After attending this festival, I now plan on moving to Italy and marrying a man who will feed me nothing but gelato.
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Editor’s Picks: Produce Edition
Produce scares the shit out of some of you. Hopefully these tips make it a little less scary.
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Szechuan Sauce Recipe Revealed
The top secret recipe to this coveted sauce has come to light.
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Fed Up With Fandoms: Why the “Rick and Morty” and McDonald’s Issue is Toxic and Downright Stupid
If you waited in line for two hours for your precious sauce then this article will probably piss you off.
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Fried Chicken Meet Burger: Bro-ing Down with Josh Scherer
A bro-tastic chicken sandwich to up your kitchen game.
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What Is Your Late Night Craving?
A ranking of options that will satisfy your late night food cravings.
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Trend Alert: Poke Shops Opening in Isla Vista
First it was vegans, then fidget spinners, and now it is Poke Shops in Isla Vista.
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Featured Comic
Please Don’t Try to Bike Over the Hump Pls
Labyrinth: Grades Search
Aries
March 21 - April 19
The Good Place: Feels like they’re living in an alternate reality
Taurus
April 20 - May 20
How I Met Your Mother: Hardcore romantic
Gemini
May 21 - June 20
Big Mouth: They have one
Cancer
June 21 - July 22
Jane the Virgin: Cries at every episode
Leo
July 23 - August 22
Schitt’s Creek: Narcissist
Virgo
August 23 - September 22
Modern Family: Claire Dunphy-esque Google Calendar
Libra
September 23 - October 22
Friends: Also has 10 seasons worth of lore
Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
Community: Describes their friend group
Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
Sex and The City: Thinks they’re Carrie Bradshaw
Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
The Office: Dwight Schrute tendencies
Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
Arrested Development: Also likes embezzling money
Pisces
February 19 - March 20
New Girl: Has a drawer full of glitter and ribbon like Jess
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