Santa Barbara Gelato Festival 2017
After attending this festival, I now plan on moving to Italy and marrying a man who will feed me nothing but gelato.
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On the Menu
After attending this festival, I now plan on moving to Italy and marrying a man who will feed me nothing but gelato.
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Make a weeks worth of meals in just one go.
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Produce scares the shit out of some of you. Hopefully these tips make it a little less scary.
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Here are a few recipes to spook-ify your Fall quarter
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It's about to get weird.
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The top secret recipe to this coveted sauce has come to light.
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If you waited in line for two hours for your precious sauce then this article will probably piss you off.
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A bro-tastic chicken sandwich to up your kitchen game.
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A ranking of options that will satisfy your late night food cravings.
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Tips for all you pasta newbies.
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First it was vegans, then fidget spinners, and now it is Poke Shops in Isla Vista.
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How to make Pinterest-perfect recipes with ease.
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Dip your toe in the metaphorical kitchen sink with this super easy recipe.
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Snacks to get you through your first week back to school
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The On The Menu Editor explains how her Santa Barbara culinary experiences shaped her decision to attend UCSB
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Ends on ‘good terms’ but is blocked on Instagram
Slow fade
Ghosting them on a random Monday
“It’s not you, it’s me”
Drunk Uber “we need to talk” voice memo
Presents a notes app pros and cons list
Asks to still be friends
Drops their stuff off, never speaks to them again
Texts “this isn’t working” then posts from another country
“It’s not me, it’s you”
Tells them they need to focus on Econ 10A
Delivers a hand-written letter to their mom